I keep reading about how the more tattoos a girl...
This is false. I have no tattoos, and I’m a total slut.
I really can't with the racist conversations I'm...
When people need to identify someone as a “ghetto black kid” before telling a completely unrelated story about them. When people see predominantly black schools as shitty because black kids go there, without looking around and asking why they were in schools with zero resources, crumbling buildings, and jail-like atmospheres, in the first place. They don’t think about the fact...
I will wear what I want. I will get tattoos if I want. I will wear makeup if I want. I will dye my hair if I want. I will pierce whatever I want. I will shave what I want. I will lose weight if I want. I will gain weight if I want. I will have sex if I want.
I feel so fucking crappy. Fuck this shit.
bekanator: It’s 2 in the morning, I can’t sleep and I’m bored. Sigh. Now you’re on my time! Welcome to the darker half of life.
ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko yep. and ew.
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tuimitchams: icanttellyouwhotobe: agender-queer: icanttellyouwhotobe: stillcynicalstilladouche: shorm: motherfuckingsassmaster: lord-kitschener: The easiest way to get a group of Americans to violently turn on each other and fight to the death is to ask them all what carbonated soft drinks are called The answer, of course, is fucking soda do you literally want a fight right...
tinman88 said: I love you so much more than I can express in words sometimes. I saw your ask. :P I love you too.
(Selfish) Things that I want most in order of...
1. Candace to be here already. 2. A couple of Hershey’s with the air bubbles, you know? The really awesome bubbly ones? 3. To feel better. This isn’t #2 because I know I will get better soon, but I don’t know I will get chocolate soon.
Anonymous asked: you're absolutely right, that wasn't an anon, I have no idea why I called him that. Well, because I'm not sleeping well, but thanks for pointing it out (this is fuckingrapeculture admin)
I’ve gotten to that point where I have crapped my insides out for hours and now I am as so exhausted and dizzy all I can do is lay flat in my bed and hope it ends. I really, really want chocolate.
...Men, and boys, dress codes, and personhood...
The nastiest looking old guys keep asking me out via facebook. No introduction, no conversation, just asking me out in a private message. They are genuinely surprised and sometimes mean and nasty when I give my standard, canned answer of “I don’t meet guys through facebook, but you are welcome to see me at the club!” If that doesn’t say something about male entitlement,...
My stomach has decided to stop doing stomach things again. I hate life.
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fatallyfemme: if you wanna be my lover, you’ve probably already been w all my friends #queerspice Hah. Hahahaha true. Oh, this is so sad and true. I just met and spoke to a girl for the first time who I hadn’t for far too long. We’ve slept with a couple of the same people and have lived a strangely parallel existance, existing in the same spaces but never meeting. Anyway, we...
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girljanitor: frank-e-fighting-words: After reading aragorn-sass’s post, and thinking about a couple convo’s I’ve either had or read here on tumblr I’m curious to know how much this is an actual thing. In my late teens and early adulthood, if i’d gotten a dollar for every time a friend literally told me “my girlfriend/boyfriend’s afraid of you” i’d have many dollars. i have flat affect,...
Aaron… Well you are, I just don’t want to argue about it. So thats all I said.
Reasons I need to be beautiful:
1. I’m a mess. And no one cares if you are a mess unless you are a beautiful mess, particularly if you’re female. 2. Nothing you say gets heard if you aren’t beautiful. 3. You make more money, beautiful. Even in jobs that aren’t mine. You get better jobs, easier, if you are beautiful. 4. Nothing a female does matters if they aren’t simultaneously beautiful,...
I am trying to convince myself of all the good...
But as much as I love my place, my cats, my alone time, I honestly just miss my girlfriend. I shoulda stayed there another night. Wonkwonk.
Aaron, you’re wrong. That is all.
Names removed to protect the not at all innocent.
Person 1: I am not opposed to ass to mouth. Person 2: Neither am I, I am just opposed to penis to ass. Person 1: Hahaha, I know… Person 2: My asshole just isn’t made for that. It’s science. So there. Me: Science AND medicine. So there. Person 2: It’s biology. No really, it’s ASStronomy.
1. Dropped Candace’s daughter off 2. Developed massive stomach ache 3. Had a massively sweet romantic conversation with Candace 4. In the middle of said conversation, sustained two very painful spider bites on my side 5. Ruby texted me back!!! 6. Rachel Maddow on TV! 7. I can’t talk about #7, but panic attack mixed with uh… Raging curiousity. Life does not let me have...
Mouths of babes
Sedona: You guys were talking forever.
Candace: Well, you know, adults sometimes have sensitive conversations that last a while.
Sedona: I know, one time, I was waiting on my bedtime story for two hours because Mom was talking to mama on the phone.
Me (to Candace): That doesn't sound like a fun night.
Candace: Not at all.
Sedona: And I couldn't hear what yall were saying because mom was hiding in the closet whispering to you. For two hours.
Me: ...... O.o
Candace: ........ o.O
Sedona: And I was like, mom, why are you in the closet?
Me: Candace... You should be ashamed, keeping a woman in the closet.